Is there a God?
Your guess is as good as ours.

Why is the sky blue?
Go look it up.

How do I get an agent?
If we knew, we wouldn’t be doing this for a living.

Does smoking marijuana cause short term memory loss?
Could you repeat the question?

Is my boyfriend having an affair?
Define “affair.”

Is my girlfriend screwing around?
I’ll ask her when she gets out of the shower.

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