POISON PEN®

Some of our favorite Poison Pen Letters™ are:

Congratulations... Funny how shit rises to the top; Life's a bitch... and so are you!; and, Thank you for the job interview... ASSHOLE.

For a complete list of Poison Pen Letters™ click below:

For a measly $3.00 dollars, including shipping and handling, we'll mail a Poison Pen® Letter for you.

We reserve the right not to send any Poison Pen Letter, anonymous or signed, that fails to meet our low standards, and instead, to send the card and envelope to the purchaser - or refund your money.